This is where I come in, thanks to this handy cheat-sheet I printed out and stapled to my dog’s head as I type this. You may want to know, for example, what you’re getting in Bejeweled 3 that you couldn’t get in 1 or 2.
I rest my case.īut perhaps you want a few details on what it is you’re actually buying with Bejeweled 3, other than the satisfaction of knowing your purchase will spark a dudebro-like high five amongst the bean-counters over here at PopCap. Meanwhile, those gems in Bejeweled 3 aren’t going to swap themselves, are they? No sir. Frankly, the landlord can probably wait a few days, and I’m sure there are plenty of leftovers in your fridge if your family starts whining at you while clutching their swollen, distended stomachs. I mean, sure, I suppose some of you “need” to pay the rent, or feed your family, rather than buy the new Bejeweled. I mean, “need” is such a relative word, when you think about it. I’m going to be perfectly honest with you: Yes, you do. “What do I do this time-Match 4?” “Do I really need to give those clowns more of my money just to swap more gems?” “How much different could they make a Match 3 game?” you may ask. Now if you’ve played Bejeweled 1 or 2 before, you may be asking why you should upgrade to Bejeweled 3. Hello PlayStation.Blog fans, and other citizens of Earth! I’ve got some good news for Bejeweled fans: We stopped watching kitten videos, fixed the hamster wheel, and are now happy to report that Bejeweled 3 is finally coming to PlayStation Network! Huzzah!